You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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