I looked at my own cervix.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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