we have officially lost it.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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