my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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