When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Are my feet made of real feet?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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