Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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