I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I want to have your abortion
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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