AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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