i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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