So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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