Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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