16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
