It's Friday. Sex?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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