glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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