Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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