Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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