Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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