the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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