We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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