How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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