I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Randomize
