Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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