the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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