I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
