Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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