Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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