look no pants
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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