So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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