I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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