Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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