Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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