I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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