did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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