direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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