Define "chronic" masturbator.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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