We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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