ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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