He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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