Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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