god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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