I wanna passion pit in your ass
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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