90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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