haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
