Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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