i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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