So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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