Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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