READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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