My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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