Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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