is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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