chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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