can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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