Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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