Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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