Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think i have two assholes
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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