So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
this boner is exhausting
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Your penis caused this!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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