Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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